I don’t think you’re a floaty potato but I do know you enjoy marine life in general. I don’t know what a floaty potato is but if there is such a thing you’re definitely it. I saw this Floaty potato sunset shirt and thought of Aunty Velma because she can literally just sit in water and float and here I am drowning. Manatees were reported by Christopher Columbus and other explorers to the New World to be Mermaids because they had breasts and suckled their young.
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