Because I like Jesus a latte Starbucks parody shirt graciously people act civilized, waiting for our turn. And we don’t leave because we crave our addictive and stimulating substance – caffeinated coffee – or high-sweet drinks. Don Tiet blames Starbucks, who is everywhere and trying to meet consumer needs. Having said that, I’m not a fan, but in New England, where it gets cold. And early in the evening, a hot drink in the evening will help.